Malfunction. Malfunction! Happy new year to you. I’m starting it out with a continuing malfunction!! See my what I wore today drawing:

Do you understand what I’m referring to in my drawing? That’s right. Leakage. Of the boob. I’ve been lucky. Usually there is no leakage. Not with Isabelle and not really with Nathan. Only if I was really full for some strange reason. And that rarely happens. I’m just not the leaking type. I’ve never leaked at the sound of a baby crying. Or leaked for whatever reason moms leak.

But lately…malfunction, malfunction. Leaking!! It started happening when I got my clogged duct. And now something wacky is going on with the left boob. On the day of that drawing, we were with our homeschool group at the park.

(And totally random but I love the little girl’s jacket)

Everything was going fine. No leakage until I tried to feed Nathan. Then yikes, the milk.

And now a week later the left boob still has a mind of it’s own. Just once in a while it will start leaking when I’m nursing him. Not every time, just occasionally, and more often than not. It’s sort of annoying. I know it’s not Christmas anymore but bah humbug! I want it back the way it was.

I don’t have a working Polaroid but Poladroid is the next best thing.

Cocheted party hats make me think of French clowns.