Cute Baby #15, Feeding Mama
Sometimes when Isabelle wakes up I pretend to be asleep in the hopes that she’ll fall back asleep. Well the other day as I was laying there pretending, eyes closed, I felt her stick her finger on my lips. She was mashing something into my lips, trying to get it into my mouth. I opened my eyes and took the something off of my mouth. I don’t know what it was. It was little and hard, a bumpy thing.
Do you think it was a booger? Do you think she woke up and rubbed her nose and a dried up little booger was there and she plucked it up and tried to stick it in my mouth? Do ya? She’s been sick and sniffly. It could have been a dried up booger. I can’t think what else it might have been. Aaaah!! A booger! A booger I say!! She tried to feed me a booger!!
Have a good booger free weekend everyone!
Go read cute baby #14, outsmarting mama.
October 5th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Yikes! Kids.
October 5th, 2007 at 3:12 pm
so funny, i choked on my caramel spiced apple drink at borders while reading this!
what a funny and cute little girl you have!
October 5th, 2007 at 3:17 pm
I almost wet myself laughing.
October 5th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
I do the same thing with my little girl–like maybe I’ll be able to trick her to go back to sleep.
October 6th, 2007 at 12:33 am
haha!! this too hilarious!!
October 6th, 2007 at 7:14 am
Hi there!
I’ve been knitting for a couple years and just now getting into sewing. You are my new inspiration! Love your little monkey…thanks for the laugh.
Just stumbled on your blog while googling how to sew.
October 6th, 2007 at 7:42 am
Ewwwww hahaha! She is so adorable.
October 6th, 2007 at 6:19 pm
Great story!
Great that you have written it down for posterity, too.
Perhaps when your daughter is 15 and a teenage handful, you can use it for some emotional blackmail. “See what I suffered through for you?!”
October 7th, 2007 at 6:17 pm
Oh that is typical of children, isn’t it? I know how my kids and now my grandchildren handle boogers (Booganeenies). They are just so innocent!
Barbara
October 8th, 2007 at 12:28 am
Lol, I have this little children-book about a booger-eating girl who wants to convince her mother that boogers are yummy: she starts collecting boogers everywhere and at the end she makes a booger-cake for her mommy, perhaps I should hand over the recipe to Isabelle, lol?
October 8th, 2007 at 1:03 am
Hee hee hee. That is SO funny.
Faking sleep never works for me because my little one likes to poke my eyes and say “EYES”. Yes, those are my eyes and I’d like to keep them!
October 8th, 2007 at 11:27 am
All mothers and fathers fake sleep! How often do you think it really works though??
NOT OFTEN ENOUGH
I love it when those little fingers explore my face (as long as the nails have been trimmed) but draw the line at letting any baby put mystery items in my mouth.
Did you inspect the item? Was it really a booger? Or did it just TASTE like a booger?
Kuky says: goodness I didn’t let her stick it in my mouth!
She was just mashing it on my mouth. And I don’t know if it was actually a booger. I tried to show Alan. I said “look what the baby did. Do you think it’s a booger? She was doing this.” And I mashed it on Alan’s lips. And he smacked it out of my hand onto the floor. 
So who knows.