Silly Parent #28, Stuff Down Your Shirt
You know your baby puts too much stuff down your shirt when you stand up and realize that there’s a toy drumstick in there and you don’t know how long it’s been in there or even remember her putting it in. Yeah…that’s when you know.
Go read silly parent #27, wanting to wake the baby.
That’s as funny as what our little brothers used to do … try to take things out of our shirts.
I was a teenager when my mother had two more sons, and they had 4 big sisters. I’m not sure how it started, but they learned that if they grabbed our boobs, or tried to pull up our shirts, we would respond in a funny, hilarious (freaked out!) way. Especially in public. Luckily, they grew out of it once they could talk.
What I think would be funny, is if you were at the grocery store checkout and the toy drumstick fell out of your shirt onto the conveyor belt and the cashier gave you a weird, “Why are you stealing a toy drumstick?” look.
When I read drumstick, I thought of a chicken leg instead of the instrument. What does that say about me?
hehehehee no cheerios huh?