We went to a restaurant on the weekend and the waiter gave Isabelle some crayons. She still doesn’t know what to do with them. So she stuck them in her mouth. But now with her teeth she was able to bite off the ends. She didn’t swallow them. They were on her face. And Alan’s reaction, well, it’s non-toxic…

Yes he did take them away.

Go read Silly parent #25, feeding face.