Today as Alan was jumping on the air mattress holding Isabelle and saying “whee” I was like “NOOOOOOO!! Stop jumping on it!” And then right before he left for work it was all soft and yep, there was a leak. He was all “Man that sucks“. I’m “Well yeah, it’s not a trampoline!” He patched it up but didn’t blow it up fully so the patch would have time to set. So now it’s all mushy. No fun at all to sit on when your butt sinks to the ground. But Isabelle didn’t seem to mind.
Go read Silly Parent #18, Yanking the Button