You think we would have learned not to jump on the new air mattress. But this time it was a misunderstanding. Really.

At the store I misread the box. It was deceptive. Pictures of little kids jumping on it. 600 pounds. I thought the word tarpaulin (at least I think that’s what the box said…I’m not looking at it) was trampoline. So I told Alan it was a trampoline air mattress.

So that explains why he was jumping on it. No hole yet.

Read Silly Parent #15, Jumping on the Air Mattress.