Our air mattress has a hole in it. Alan said it was because I keep jumping on it. How did he know? Just kidding, I don’t really jump on it…well not usually.

Alan meant when I flop onto it. But the other day I was JUMPING on it. I do that on the bed and Isabelle laughs and laughs. And that day I forgot it was the air mattress and not the bed that I was jumping on. Is it a coincidence that today there’s a hole in it?

Read Silly Parent #14, Eating Quietly.