Ok this one should be called stupid, stupid, bad, bad parent! Yes I give Isabelle stuff to play with that she shouldn’t be playing with. Like the remote control, or my cell phone, or the telephone, or paper, or a magazine. It’s so cute when she rips paper. Well I thought ok no more paper because she was sticking it in her mouth.

Well then I gave her a card thinking it’s thicker. She managed to fold it perfectly in half and was numbing on it. Oooooh so cute. Then she started making this weird sucking noise. Then she started drooling grayish drool. Oh no. I checked her mouth and nothing. But she kept making that noise and she had a grossed out look on her face. And then I looked at the card. OH MY GAWD!! A corner was missing from it. I ran almost bawling into the bedroom to Alan and checked her mouth again and she had a piece of the card IN HER MOUTH! Oh my gawd I’m sooo stupid. No more inappropriate toys…except for the remote control and my cell phone…gawd, I’m still an idiot!

Go read Silly Parent #10, Can’t Take Off a Onesie