I was in a rush because Isabelle was fussing for her bath. I hurriedly tried to finish the cup of water I was drinking. It was too much and I couldn’t swallow it all. I ended up coughing the water…onto Isabelle. Don’t ask me why I didn’t spit it into the sink. Yeah it makes perfect sense now. But when you’re choking on water, you don’t think, you just spit it out, and where it goes is where it goes and if it happens to go on the baby well that’s ok. I mean I did say I was going to give her a bath.

Go read silly parent #8, upside down onesie.