Kicking Our Ass
Posted in: Family
You know how yesterday I was saying the tooth picture could make a good onesie? Well I can’t think of anything to say with it. I think it’s the lack of sleep around here. You know how Isabelle woke up again yesterday? Well she didn’t go back to sleep until about 4am…I think? So my brain is sort of mush.
The only thing I can think of for this drawing is: I’m kicking your ass!
Because that’s how I feel. This tooth, if that’s what it is, is kicking our ass but good.
Oh and did I mention Alan is on paid family leave and has been for how many weeks now…so yeah kicking OUR ass.
Well it’s up on the Cafe Press Store until I can think of something better. I removed the store. I don’t think people want the word ass on a baby onesie but who knows. I sort of like it. I think it would be funny on a regular shirt for an adult. Like this. 
Update: It’s 3:03am in the morning and she’s wide awake! KICKING OUR ASS I SAY!
January 6th, 2006 at 1:25 pm
Kuky, have you given Isabelle some Tylenol? You know, for the pain. See, if that doesn’t help out, you know it is something besides teething.
January 6th, 2006 at 1:26 pm
And, for the baby shirt with the tooth, you could try some saying about drool, slober, etc. Or “I’m not cranky. I’m teething.”
January 6th, 2006 at 5:18 pm
Hmmm, maybe it was the alignment of the planets or something. Ebow was up until 4:30 a.m., screaming and crying and wailing and I finally was able to put myself back to sleep at 7 a.m. Not to mention the dogs going out and barking in the wee hours of morning and the neighbors calling to complain about being woke up. Screw the neighbors! Damn renters. Perhaps the dogs should bark more often and drive them all away. YEAH!
January 6th, 2006 at 7:27 pm
And I should also add that I was writing those suggestions in the 15 minutes that my kids weren’t yelling, falling down, cutting their fingers, crying, spitting up, or pooping all over themselves. Yes, it’s something in the air or is it that moon is waxing?
January 9th, 2006 at 8:26 pm
“Call the damn fairy now!”
“After all this pain, when it falls out I only get a quarter?”
“Pearly whites. Bite.”
“Gumming is for babies!”
Do any of these work for you?