I’ve been tagged by Trixie! Originally I misread and answered all of the if I could bes. And I had many weird short answers interspersed with some normal answers. Then I reread it and it says choose 5 so I erased all but 5 of them. So here are my answers (I left some of my weird half asleep answers in there because it’s fun):

If I could be a gardener - I would have a beautiful backyard and front yard. One of those yards that you go oooooh when you drive by and see it. (see normal answer)

If I could be a librarian - oooh I’ve thought about becoming a librarian before. If I were then I would work at a library and be able to be with books all day and borrow something to read everyday. Oooh heaven. (normal)

If I could be a missionary - ummm hell no. I’m a heathen. This is not going to happen. (see weird. half asleep at this point)

If I could be an architect - I would build beautiful cave houses underground…have you seen those on HGTV? They’re all natural and if the whole earth was like that then when aliens came to visit Earth would look like an uninhabited planet. (see even weirder)

If I could be an athlete - ha ha ha ha ha. That’s funny. (sleepy and didn’t want to really think about it)