Confession
Posted in: Oops Didn't I Choose?
I HATE Star Wars. HATE!! Did I always hate Star Wars? No. So why now? All the damn freaking commercials that are Star Wars related. Star Wars this. Star Wars that. Ok watch out…here comes some profanity. If you don’t like profanity STOP READING NOW!
Fuck Star Wars! That’s right! You heard me. Here it comes again! Fuck Star Wars. I’m not going to watch the stupid fucking movie. Ok I think I got that out of my system.
Alan said “really? You’re not going to watch the movie? You want me to go watch it with the nephews?”
My answer: Hell yes I’m not watching that fucking thing!
Ok maybe I didn’t get it out of my system. Damn fucking Star Wars. I was watching Family Guy and it ended Star Wars like and I could have screamed and thrown something at the television I was so mad. Stupid fucking Star Wars! I can’t believe how irritated I get. I have actually been reading well not reading more like seeing RED when I see Star Wars mentioned on Sci Fi Daily. I get all pissed and make this argh noise and give the computer screen the bird sign. Yes I’m totally delusional. Giving my computer the finger as if anyone could see it. I’m just sitting here laughing at the sheer stupidity of my actions. I do that to the tv too when I see a fucking Star Wars commercial. Or I mutter profanities under my breath. And Alan sits a few feet away asking me what’s wrong. FUCKING STAR WARS that’s what’s wrong.
Ok…I wrote the above a couple of days ago. My Star Wars hate has calmed down a bit. The last time a commercial came on I didn’t have the urge to throw something at the screen. As soon as it came on Alan looked over at me to see my reaction. I was very calm about it. I just widened my eyes a little. That’s it. Ok…widened my eyes A LOT. But no profanity or giving the bird or mutterings under my breath.








