My belly is itching!! I know pregnant bellies are supposed to itch because they get all stretched out. BUT it’s not that kind of itching, damn it. I got a frigging bug bite. RIGHT ON MY BELLY! At least if it was pregnant belly itching I could be happy about it and think about how the baby is growing and stretching me all out. But all I can think is damn bug! I want to squish it to a bloody pulp!

Did you know I wanted my sister to name her son Belfore? Where did that name come from? Well when we were little Helen had a cabbage patch kid. And she didn’t like the name he originally came with. So we tried to think of a new name for him. And I was making all sorts of strange noises and came up with the name Belfore. She loved it immediately and that was his name. We joked about naming her son that. She liked the name but eventually named him Ibraheem. I call him by his middle name, Ebow. But you know what Helen calls him by? BELFORE!

Well so she called me earlier to say that Ebow was laughing. Laughing just like the way she would make Belfore laugh. We used to talk for our dolls. Did all kids do that? How weird is that? Umm the laughing not the us talking for our dolls.