I can’t find my pen!! My wacom tablet pen!! Where would you be if you were my pen? Oh pen oh pen where are you? I’ve been looking for you for weeks. Has anyone seen my pen?

I still can’t find my damn tablet pen! I’ve been searching on and off for hours. I found some unused yarn, a missing yarn needle, two of my missing double pointed size 2 needles, a stitch holder, two post it pads that I’ve been desperately trying to find for a week, a scarf that I made for a friend, a yarn book of doggy sweaters, and some Oral-B Brush Ups my sister got me when I had my morning sickness.

I’ve searched two drawers in our bedroom and two boxes in one of the other bedrooms. Can you tell I’m totally obsessed with finding the damn thing today? It’s the only thing on my mind. Why isn’t there a magic find anything number I can call? See I’ve already posted twice today…twice on absolutely nothing because my obsessive searching is driving me quite batty.