For Christmas, I got a bagful of monsters and some cute little monster looking lights from my sister. I remembered to bring the lights home but forgot the monsters because I made a special effort to remember them. That always happens. I said to myself oh I must not forget my ugly monsters and then I WOULD forgot about them. It’s like when I have something I don’t want to lose so I put it in a safe place. And then when I go looking for this safe place, I can’t find it. It’s sooooo safe it’s safe even from me.

Babies whether boys or girls are NOT made up of sugar and spice and everything nice or snips and snails and puppy dog tails. I think they are made of tryptophan. What am I saying? Me sleepy all the time.