We went to Pet Smart today (oh wait, it’s past midnight now so technically yesterday) and saw the cutest little dog. I think it was a yorkshire terrier. She was there to buy a little collar. Probably something cute and adorable and oh so sweet. She was soooo small, maybe as small as Waldo’s big head. She was so cute I wanted to just smoosh her. She did that bowing thing with the toosh in the air. It was so darling, I could just grab her and bite her.

Is that an urge everyone has had at one time or another? I know my nephew does that. He tried to bite Waldo when he was young. It’s either that or grab and squeeze for joy.